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$25.00 - Advance orders are now being accepted for Belladonna Smiles.In this economy, we can't guarantee a date, but it is HIGHLY possible, especially if we get enough advance orders, that we'll have discs by the end of the year or MAYBE, if we get enough advance orders, by the FRIDAY October 22nd show in Renton WA.

A $25.00 donation gets you:

  • a contributors certifiicate, and TWO advance copies (when we finally get Belladonna Smiles pressed) both, signed by Chris and Sue (value $25.00) Delivered to you, hot off the press, BEFORE we send it out to anyone but other contributors
  • ACCESS to the password protected IN PROGRESS page on the Bone Poets site posting the basic tracks as we build the recording!

Order HERE.

This is a MOCK UP of the cover art. See the cover in progress at HERE.

Get your ticket to the Bone Poets FRIDAY OCT 22nd CONCERT ONLYat Poly Living West at the Renton Holiday Inn click on the ticket or CONCERT ONLY $15 Tickets HERE

If you want to ATTEND THE CONFERENCE click HERE.
Concert is INCLUDED in conference cost.

HONORARY BONE POET
So this universe, the new Bone Poets cd, is just waiting for the fuel for it's Big Bang. Lots of people want to be Bone Poets, and while there are only a few spots in the band, there is an infinite number of contributor slots that could make you an HONORARY BONE POET.

$50.00 - Click to donate right now with your credit card! E-mail Chris at chris@bonepoets.com regarding questions or to make arrangements to send a check to the address above.


A $50.00 - $99.00 donation gets you:

  • A HONORARY BONE POET CERTIFICATE, making you an HONORARY BONE POET
  • ACCESS to the IN PROGRESS PAGE
  • a signed advance copy (value $25.00)
  • your name listed as an HONORARY BONE POET on the Contributors panel in the CD booklet.

NUCLEOSYNTHESIZER
Somewhere between 3 and 20 minutes into the life of a universe, the temperature falls to a level where NUCLEOSYNTHESIS can happen - around a billion degrees Kelvin. That's still mighty hot and a major necessary step in the process toward becoming matter. You can become a Nucleosynthesizer in the Bone Poets universe by donating $100.00 - $299.00

Click on the amount you'd like to donate $100.00 - $150.00 - $200.00

E-mail Chris at chris@bonepoets.com regarding questions or to make arrangements to send a check to the address above.

A $100.00 - $299.00 donation gets you:

  • the HONORARY BONE POET certificate
  • ACCESS to the IN PROGRESS PAGE
  • a signed advance copy
  • your name listed as a NUCLEOSYNTHESIZER in the CD booklet AND
  • your name in the liner notes as a Nucleosynthesizer and evidence of the pre-existing universe called Gaia Consort in the form of a DVD of one of their last performances, the Concert for the Rainforest.
    ($20 Value)

QUARK
At Between 10-12 seconds and 10-6 seconds after the Big Bang, the Universe is still too hot to be made up of anything but quarks. But quarks are the happening thing and you, if you want to drive the formation of the BPU (Bone Poets Universe) can make bigger things happen by donating $300.00 to $999.99 You of course get the certificate, you get listed on a special panel in the CD insert as a QUARK and ADOPTIVE CO-PARENT, (NON Exclusively - it's a non-traditional family, other folks will want to CO-ADOPT with you!) and something else cool and Bone Poet like.

Click on the amount you'd like to donate $300.00 - $500.00 - $700.00

E-mail Chris at chris@bonepoets.com regarding questions or to make arrangements to send a check to the address above.


A $300.00 - $999.00 donation gets you:

  • the HONORARY BONE POET CERTIFICATE
  • a signed advance copy
  • ACCESS to the IN PROGRESS PAGE
  • AN 11"X17" COPY OF THE ALBUM COVER ART SIGNED BY SUE! and
  • you get listed on a special panel in the CD insert as a QUARK and Adoptive Co-Parent, NON Exclusivley - it's a non-traditional family, other folks will want to CO-ADOPT with you!

INFINITE KELVIN
Over the years a complete song has generally cost us about $1,000 to record. So if you think about each song as it's own little universe, you can start your very own BIG BANG. The Universe, (the one we're pretty sure we live in) when it started, is said to have been so hot that it's temperature might as well have been infinite, measured in Kelvins. For this new universe, any donation over $1,000 should be enough to start the ball rolling. We've already done about half of the tracking on the first three songs. Another $1,000 might get us all the way to mixing on two, maybe all three.

E-mail or call us directly about this option.

$1000.00 - $4999.00 gets you:

  • the HONORARY BONE POET CERTIFICATE
  • several signed advance copies
  • ACCESS to the IN PROGRESS PAGE
  • the THE SIGNED ALBUM ART
  • we will list you on a special panel in the insert as an INFINITE KELVIN,
  • a Hand Dyed SUE TINNEY TIE DYE Gathering Light T-SHIRT(value $25) We'll contact you for size just before we make them.
  • AND TWO TICKETS for reserved seats at the CD RELEASE CONCERT.

MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE

If you donate $5000 or moreeveryone who gets Belladonna Smiles will know that you are a MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE. How can we serve you, oh master?

Please contact us directly about this option....

Mugs! 12 oz of St. Crispy Goodness - fill it with the Water O' Life (whiskey or coffee, you decide!) or your favorite Holy Hot Chocolate and drink deep of the Mystery! St. Crispy merely provides the vessel, it's up to YOU find your whozit and be one with it!

On the front side, a picture of the moment of revelation and enlightenment!

SNMUG1 On the back side, the first beatitude:
"You have to be one with your whozit and do it for the joy of making it way cool."
$12.95 including shipping.

Click HERE or on the image to order.

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