From the recording Vladimir ('Cause I'm Putin)

Yes, it's a fart joke. Yes, it's a diity. Yes, I hope it makes yoiu laugh

Lyrics

Vladmir

They call me...
Vladmir, Vladmir, Vladmir 'cause I'm Putin
Yeah, I gotta go
There's no disputin' Sorry that you know
(that might be too much information)
Vladmir, Vladmir, Vladmir 'cause I'm Putin
It's a sorry case
Something like this could end the human race
Could we just open up a window

Vladmir, Vladmir, Vladmir 'cause I'm Putin
Yeah, my nerves are fried
What’s coming out of me is genocide
It's not a pleasant situation
Vladmir, Vladmir, Vladmir 'cause I'm Putin
Yeah I nearly cried
I think Rasputin must have finally died
I think that’s him in my intestines (Oh!)

Vladmir, Vladmir, Vladmir 'cause I'm Putin
We've been here before
Is that the Kremlin knockin – at my backdoor?
Or just a flaccid imitation?
Vladmir, Vladmir, Vladmir 'cause I'm Putin
I’m in desperate need
Why are my pockets full of sunflower seeds?

If I don’t find a place to go soon
I might go beyond my wits
They’ll call me Vladmir, Vladimir, Vladimir cause I’m pootin
Vladmir, Vladimir, Vladimir cause I’m pootin
Vladmir, Vladimir, Vladimir cause I’m pootin
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